New Year funny quotations for your friends

New Year funny quotations for your friends


* "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means, you have met your New Year's resolution." - Jay Leno


* "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account." - Oscar Wilde


* "Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty." - John Selden


* "The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears." - W.H. Auden


* "New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain